Pink - Funhouse (2008) - Boring lyrics

• Uh, that’s hot
  
  It’s tasty, it’s like a cupcake
  It’s cotton candy, it melts in your mouth
  And lately I’ve been getting hunger pains
  When you lick your lips while you check me out
  
  Fast car, boring
  Girlfriend, boring
  Got money, boring
  No oh oh oh
  Hot friends, boring
  Rock band, boring
  Not in-terested, no tha-ank you
  
  If you want me you’re gonna have to catch me
  If you wanna touch my whoa oh oh
  And if you catch me you’re gonna have to show me
  That you really want my whoa oh oh
  
  Scrumptious, I kinda like it
  I’m indecisive, I change my mind a lot
  But you’re hot, but I think you kinda know it
  Really hoping you don’t blow it
  So bring it
  
  You’re tired, boring
  You’re sore, boring
  You work all day, boring
  Whoa oh oh oh
  Big book, boring
  Black Amex, listening
  Six-pack, well hheeehh
  
  If you want me you’re gonna have to catch me
  If you wanna touch my whoa oh oh
  And if you catch me you’re gonna have to show me
  That you really want my whoa oh oh
  
  If I let you catch me it’s because I think you’re really cute
  And if you don’t get it right
  I’ma be like really really mad
  
  Uh, insert rap here
  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, go, go
  
  If you want me, you catch me yeah
  whoa oh oh oh
  If you catch me, you show me yeah
  whoa oh oh oh
  If you want me you’re gonna have to catch me
  If you wanna touch my whoa oh oh
  If you catch me you’re gonna have to show me
  that you really want my whoa oh oh
  
  (Thanks to John for these lyrics)